im moving to
heyrobinitsteddybear.tumblr.com
;) is a terrifying face i mean there’s no nose it’s like
moisturize me
girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS
SIT DOWN
i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur dick hard and ur vag cry tears of blood
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again!
welcome to the jungle
we got trees and rain
we got everything you want
mostly trees and rain
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[middle-aged man voice] the stock market
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Zen Pencils Comic: 96. DR. SEUSS: Those who mind, don’t matter






